July 2011
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Got my RAF Pre-Recruit Training Course in 2...
… Better drink my own piss.
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“Gosh darn it, Ben! I’m not a superhero, I’m a latter day saint!”
– Elder Joe Young, Orgazmo
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“I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’, but I’d like to...”
– Dave the lighting guy, Orgazmo
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“You 24 carat plonker!”
– Del Boy, Only Fools and Horses.
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Just made my own Bear Grylls meme...
… Better drink my own piss.
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Snickers.
That is all.
erik1434 asked: Please do ignore the grammar, as your answer box was to short for me to put all my words in proper order.
As for it being just you, if you know the answer before you ask it, don't ask it.
As for it being just you, if you know the answer before you ask it, don't ask it.
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Answers to the answers from my Inglorious Basterds...
bryanthuber answered: “I’d like to know what about the last scene makes you feel that way. I definitely disagree.” - Me: The fact that Brad Pitt is staring in to the camera and says “Y’know somethin’, Utvich? This might just be my masterpiece”.
erik1434 answered: ”Yeah, it’s just you.Tarantino is not a humble person, but he knows quality and doesn’t feel...
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“I think this just might be my masterpiece.”
– The last line of Inglorious Basterds… Apparently, some people don’t see that as Tarantino egotistically making a comment on his own film. So naive. Seriously, Brad Pitt is staring right in to the camera.
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Inglorious Basterds:
I just watched it for the first time. Now it’s a pretty good film, I enjoy most of Tarantino’s work, but the last scene just gives me the impression that he constantly beats off to; all his movies, the sound of his own voice, his reflection, his name and anything else that has the slightest thing to do with Quentin Tarantino. It is easily the most egotistical thing I’ve ever...
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The definition of "epic win"... →
Austrian ‘Pastafarian’ (also my religion of choice) wins the right to wear a pasta strainer on his head in his driving license photo.
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“Throw your heart out in front of you and run ahead to catch it.”
– Ancient Arab proverb.
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Dog-sitting for my uncle 'til Sunday...
… Better drink my own piss.
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Just got home from a week in Magaluf, after some...
… And what a week it was! Booked on Sunday, flew on Monday - had a great time! Saw Calvin Harris! Partied on a boat! Got a few photo’s on nights out, which will no doubt appear on here & Facebook in the next 24 hours or so. I returned home to some spaghetti bolognaise (thanks Mum!) and a delivery from eBay as well… The last 8 days have made me a very happy chappy! =]
“If God had no use for all these differences, I do not see why He would have...”
– C.S. Lewis (via alyrayj)
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“Aaahhhh… Chinatown. Where people could tell me it’s Japantown or...”
– Roger Smith. American Dad.
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Wwwhhhhyyyy...
… When I make a post on my phone, does it count as just a space when I try to start a new line?!?!?!?
Every
Space
In
This
Sentence
Is
From
Pressing
Enter
!
You can only watch 5 tv shows for the rest of your...
klatchnab:
Chuck
Castle
Veronica Mars
Bones
Dexter
Chuck
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Firefly
Doctor Who
True Blood
Hhhhmmmm….:
1. Firefly
2. Dexter
3. Chuck
4. Green Wing
5. Generation Kill
Probably. It’s very hard to decide though, especially when I usually forget almost everything when I do this stuff…
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That awkward moment when you realize the 'L' in...
swahak:
but-i-just-:
thatkidfromharlem:
theblogyoumustfollow:
MY LIFE HAS BEEN A HUGE LIE!
I can’t believe I never noticed it before!
DOES THIS MEAN IT’S PRONOUNCED “TUMBONER”?!?
FUCK THIS SHIT!!! lmfaoo
lmfao tumboner
That actually probably is slightly awkward, because it’s an ‘l’. The font just makes it look slightly like a ‘1’....
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“I love you Jo-Wilfried!”
– Random woman in Wimbeldon crowd 