Hollywood’s only big enough for 1 Tobey Maguire, and that’s...– Celebrity Death Match
Feel really tired...
Better drink my own piss!
I'm in the bath...
Doin’ flips ‘n’ shit!
So I went Liverpool on my own… Better drink my own piss.
If you want to use religion to sort out your problems that’s fine. I use...– Simon Amstell (via ikliefje) Win.
How slow would Slowpoke poke, if Slowpoke could...
How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear...
(I think he’d just drink his own piss anyway to be honest…)
Half of writing history is hiding the truth.– Captain Malcolm Reynolds. Serenity.
I swallowed a bug.– River Tam. Serenity.
Night Drive: Eurgh. →
karlo87: I’m not one to mourn over celebrities dying, yeah it’s horrible when anyone leaves us, but i always think mourning over one person because they were on the T.V or something is wrong when 1000s of others died that same day. But eurgh, i grew up with Ryan Dunn, laughing at him, laughing with him, i… I feel like I’m in exactly the same boat, so… Reblog! R.I.P (If...
Reblog if you're unattractive, awkward and single.
scream-shout-the-fallen-angels: colferarmy: the notes xD Aye…
A strong enough why will help you through the how.– Shelby Starnes
The Hulk; he wasn’t happy…– Karl Pilkington
The cheese that sounds like a depraved sex act…
Jonathan Damn phone… =/
I just bought both series on DVD for £4! That’s the biggest bargain since I signed Jonothan Woodgate on a free transfer for Blackpool on Football Manager 2011… (I don’t care what you say, it’s real to me.)
Enjoy the little things.
Are you a boy or a girl?– Professor Oak
Nothing is more important than loyalty…
You know you're British when...
… You disagree with most of the things on the ‘You Know You’re British When…’ Tumblr page.