June 2011
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Hollywood’s only big enough for 1 Tobey Maguire, and that’s...
– Celebrity Death Match
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Feel really tired...
Better drink my own piss!
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I'm in the bath...
Doin’ flips ‘n’ shit!
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Got bored
So I went Liverpool on my own… Better drink my own piss.
If you want to use religion to sort out your problems that’s fine. I use...
– Simon Amstell (via ikliefje)
Win.
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How slow would Slowpoke poke, if Slowpoke could...
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How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear...
(I think he’d just drink his own piss anyway to be honest…)
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Half of writing history is hiding the truth.
– Captain Malcolm Reynolds. Serenity.
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I swallowed a bug.
– River Tam. Serenity.
Night Drive: Eurgh. →
karlo87:
I’m not one to mourn over celebrities dying, yeah it’s horrible when anyone leaves us, but i always think mourning over one person because they were on the T.V or something is wrong when 1000s of others died that same day. But eurgh, i grew up with Ryan Dunn, laughing at him, laughing with him, i…
I feel like I’m in exactly the same boat, so… Reblog! R.I.P (If...
Reblog if you're unattractive, awkward and single.
scream-shout-the-fallen-angels:
colferarmy:
the notes xD
Aye…
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A strong enough why will help you through the how.
– Shelby Starnes
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The Hulk; he wasn’t happy…
– Karl Pilkington
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Stinking Bishop:
The cheese that sounds like a depraved sex act…
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Jonathan
Damn phone… =/
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Extras
I just bought both series on DVD for £4! That’s the biggest bargain since I signed Jonothan Woodgate on a free transfer for Blackpool on Football Manager 2011… (I don’t care what you say, it’s real to me.)
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Rule #32
Enjoy the little things.
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Are you a boy or a girl?
– Professor Oak
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Nothing is more important than loyalty…
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You know you're British when...
… You disagree with most of the things on the ‘You Know You’re British When…’ Tumblr page.